Dario is the best.
Dario: Tell me about some tang you've gotten recently.
Ripsy: none
Dario: You know why?
Ripsy: yes.
Dario: 'Cause the quality of tang has lowered severely this year
Dario: because of the tang self-destruction that's popular in society these days
Ripsy: ?
Dario: All of a sudden it's popular to be "moral"
Dario: Like Mandy Moore or Hilary Duff
Dario: BAH!!!
Ripsy: haha
Dario: Those girls were meant to be hoochies who sniff glue to get high and give out handjobs like candy on Halloween!
Dario: Oh, but the record companies repackage them as good little Christian girls
Dario: You know what's funny about good little Christian girls?!
Dario: They're all dumb as SHIT
Dario: Something like 30% of them have taken anal, before any kind of vaginal sex
Dario: Why?
Ripsy: what?
Dario: Because it makes them still virgins
Dario: YEAH
Dario: Just like their parents, they're always trying to find loopholes
Dario: :-D
Dario: Hold on, let me get an actual statistic...
Ripsy: lol ok
Dario: Damn it
Dario: ... This may take a while
Ripsy: ok
Dario: You can't type "virgins teenage girls anal" into Google and find news reports...
Ripsy: haha
Dario: Fuck, I can't find it
Dario: But trust me, it's a real problem
Dario: Stupid Christian girls taking the Bible literally
Ripsy: haha.
Dario: Like stupid Christian boys, but taking it in the ass...
Ripsy: haha
Ripsy: http//www.themarriagebed.com/pages/bible/app/singles/how-far-b4-marriage.shtml
Dario: I want to kill them all
Ripsy: none
Dario: You know why?
Ripsy: yes.
Dario: 'Cause the quality of tang has lowered severely this year
Dario: because of the tang self-destruction that's popular in society these days
Ripsy: ?
Dario: All of a sudden it's popular to be "moral"
Dario: Like Mandy Moore or Hilary Duff
Dario: BAH!!!
Ripsy: haha
Dario: Those girls were meant to be hoochies who sniff glue to get high and give out handjobs like candy on Halloween!
Dario: Oh, but the record companies repackage them as good little Christian girls
Dario: You know what's funny about good little Christian girls?!
Dario: They're all dumb as SHIT
Dario: Something like 30% of them have taken anal, before any kind of vaginal sex
Dario: Why?
Ripsy: what?
Dario: Because it makes them still virgins
Dario: YEAH
Dario: Just like their parents, they're always trying to find loopholes
Dario: :-D
Dario: Hold on, let me get an actual statistic...
Ripsy: lol ok
Dario: Damn it
Dario: ... This may take a while
Ripsy: ok
Dario: You can't type "virgins teenage girls anal" into Google and find news reports...
Ripsy: haha
Dario: Fuck, I can't find it
Dario: But trust me, it's a real problem
Dario: Stupid Christian girls taking the Bible literally
Ripsy: haha.
Dario: Like stupid Christian boys, but taking it in the ass...
Ripsy: haha
Ripsy: http//www.themarriagebed.com/pages/bible/app/singles/how-far-b4-marriage.shtml
Dario: I want to kill them all
1 Comments:
I think that too many stars coming from the Red states is a problem too.
Take Britney Spears (pleeeezz)Remember in M. Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 she was talking about how we should blindly support President Bush. Yet the very same people who she said she blindly supports talk about how horrible she is because she's acts like a hoochie.
She's so damn stupid, she doesn't even realize it!
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