I'll take you to the candy shop...

I saw really scary porn last night. I think I need to cry about it. There was a lot of choking and spitting. I was definitely turned off. Oh, yes there were also ass dildos... and that's not cool. Not only were there ass dildos. There was sucking on ass dildos and kissing after sucking on ass dildos... I definitely need an adult. So, Mariah seems to not be doing so hot, but I'm not dropping everything to hold her up. She has yet to do it for me in my time of crisis. Watching the L word makes me think we're kind of like Bette and Tina. Hannah and I talked about Mariah last night. Yes, Mariah is very self-serving. And it sucks. Am I going to be pissed at her one day and then fucking just explode and tell her? Hopefully not, hopefully I will be tactful...