Last night in Omaha

"If it was 15 inch I would have to jump on it"- DW
"You'd have to, there's no other way to handle it" -Ripsy
"Yeah, you have to take a running start." -JO

"Here's to not remember my blackboard password" -KM

"Not a lip ring, a lip spike!" -BV

"...it's so like whoa" - JO

"I worked out with Murtaugh, you had to work out or he ate you" -Ripsy

"Put it in your throat hole goddamnit" -Ripsy

"Jeff needs to be burped" -BV
"He's not two months old, he doesn't need to be burped" -SR
"I do." -BV
"You're two months old!" -SR
"One time I waited around to be burped" - BV

'You're a girl you're inferior because you don't have a penis" -BV
"Shut up!" - KM

"Girls don't have orgasms" - BV

"I like watching it in porno because it's funny to see the spunk hitting the face" - JO