Dirty Dancing
So, last night MP asked if I had a blog and I said that I did. So, I promised her that I would show it to her, but in return she had to create a blog for me. I'm excited about that. I'm also excited to start doing my German homework. And I have to go buy some more books for school and read said books. And practice guitar. What a fun day it will be!
Last night, however was delightful. MP came over after a tragic Bears loss. I watched the game so I could have a nice topic of conversation with her, and it's always fun to watch football. I decorated my room in candles that smelled of Honeydew and Summer Freshness. 18 candles really lights up a room, except it's also possible for a candle to just collapse and get wax all over your dresser. Mreh, at least I caught it before it burnt down my dorm. I also made an awesomely romantic cd. I would say the night was pretty damn perfect.
Last night, however was delightful. MP came over after a tragic Bears loss. I watched the game so I could have a nice topic of conversation with her, and it's always fun to watch football. I decorated my room in candles that smelled of Honeydew and Summer Freshness. 18 candles really lights up a room, except it's also possible for a candle to just collapse and get wax all over your dresser. Mreh, at least I caught it before it burnt down my dorm. I also made an awesomely romantic cd. I would say the night was pretty damn perfect.
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Dear Milady Riptacular,
It has come to my attention that you have been selling bootleg copies of homemade necrophiliac bestiality porn. This is most inappropriate.
I shall have you know the acts committed by my parents on this video were done so while under the influence of PCP and possibly Windex.
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But I love seeing your mother fucking a goat, and by goat I do mean your father ^.^
You have it backwards, tardfelcher!
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