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I've got a funny story for you.
My beloved grandmother is an interesting woman, and my six year old cousin and her best friend came to Omaha to visit. One night these two girls were escaping from their mothers and the evilness that is the bathtub. So, my grandmother thought it would be funny to take pictures of these two naked six year old girls... haha, no harm no foul, right? Wrong! My grandmother's asst. dropped off her pictures at the local Bag N' Save. The photo girl developed the photos and saw pictures of naked girls on a bed. This girl, being a fine upstanding American, made a decisive action to call the police and alert them to this. At 8:00 am police officers came to my grandmother's apt building to speak with her. Being an 80 year old woman, she takes her time getting ready. The police leave and give the doorman their card. She then has her asst. come up to her building. The police return, and it turns out it's not the police, but a detective and a woman from children's serivces. After they interrogate her they realize that she is not a child pornographer, but a delightful old woman. Yeah, so the moral of the story is don't take pictures of naked children.
My beloved grandmother is an interesting woman, and my six year old cousin and her best friend came to Omaha to visit. One night these two girls were escaping from their mothers and the evilness that is the bathtub. So, my grandmother thought it would be funny to take pictures of these two naked six year old girls... haha, no harm no foul, right? Wrong! My grandmother's asst. dropped off her pictures at the local Bag N' Save. The photo girl developed the photos and saw pictures of naked girls on a bed. This girl, being a fine upstanding American, made a decisive action to call the police and alert them to this. At 8:00 am police officers came to my grandmother's apt building to speak with her. Being an 80 year old woman, she takes her time getting ready. The police leave and give the doorman their card. She then has her asst. come up to her building. The police return, and it turns out it's not the police, but a detective and a woman from children's serivces. After they interrogate her they realize that she is not a child pornographer, but a delightful old woman. Yeah, so the moral of the story is don't take pictures of naked children.





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