Not Guilty By Reason of Celebrity

It's a sad sad sad day in Omaha. I was sitting at work, fucking around as usual when I heard the bad news... MJ was not guilty. If I were the judge I would have convicted him on the counts of being a creepy fuck. I know that someone could argue that you can not arrest someone on the offense of being a creepy fuck, but look at him. However, Mr. Jackson is about to pull an MC Hammer. MC Hammer, as you may or may not know, blew away all of his money and now he is po'. Jacko spends $20-$30 million more than he makes a year... that's quite a debt he's building. My bet? He'll have to sell his rights to his music catalog. Fuck MJ though.