A great night
Amanda: Is it a lesbian sorority.
Me: Amanda, they don't have those.
Amanda: Sure they do, ask Kelli.
Me: How would that even work? Trust me they don't exist.
Amanda: Fine.
Crushes on sorority sisters can only lead to no good. Although it's nice to think that there are leebshins in the house. But, anything beyond playful hooking up can only lead to disaster.
Megan though has rapidly become my new IU best friend in the matter of hours. How can you dislike someone who feels the same way about my roommate, loves B.B. King, and bought you a post card from the Dominican Republic? Exactly, you can't. Now, I would love to date her... alas she's straight. She's honestly an amazing person. She's smart, funny, and gets it. I have a dinner date with her tonight. Oh gosh. It shall be fun!
And remember folks:
"Now this is one of the great lesbian spices. It's called cumin."
Me: Amanda, they don't have those.
Amanda: Sure they do, ask Kelli.
Me: How would that even work? Trust me they don't exist.
Amanda: Fine.
Crushes on sorority sisters can only lead to no good. Although it's nice to think that there are leebshins in the house. But, anything beyond playful hooking up can only lead to disaster.
Megan though has rapidly become my new IU best friend in the matter of hours. How can you dislike someone who feels the same way about my roommate, loves B.B. King, and bought you a post card from the Dominican Republic? Exactly, you can't. Now, I would love to date her... alas she's straight. She's honestly an amazing person. She's smart, funny, and gets it. I have a dinner date with her tonight. Oh gosh. It shall be fun!
And remember folks:
"Now this is one of the great lesbian spices. It's called cumin."
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