God Hates?
I am innocently walking towards my apartment when I see a bunch of guys standing around with sings. They are preaching about God and how he hates something. This guy is just screaming nonsense. So I call out, "Who are you to speak on behalf of God?"
"I am a preacher of God"
This is when his comrade yells out, "if you don't accept Jesus, you're nothing!"
"Well I'm Jewish and I'm pretty sure Jesus was a Jew."
"HE WAS THE KING OF JEWS."
"But, he was still a Jew and not a Christian. You NEED to follow Jesus you idiot."
I almost speared him with his sign.
The best part of all this. They had a sign that said GOD HATES. It didn't say what God hated. It was like a madlib.
"I am a preacher of God"
This is when his comrade yells out, "if you don't accept Jesus, you're nothing!"
"Well I'm Jewish and I'm pretty sure Jesus was a Jew."
"HE WAS THE KING OF JEWS."
"But, he was still a Jew and not a Christian. You NEED to follow Jesus you idiot."
I almost speared him with his sign.
The best part of all this. They had a sign that said GOD HATES. It didn't say what God hated. It was like a madlib.
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