Kosher? I don't even know her!

How pray tell does one get swimmer's ear if THEY HAVEN'T GONE SWIMMING IN THREE WEEKS?!?! Damn my ears. They shall be punished with ear drops that look like milk.

I have some of the best friends ever. MEN came over and made me pasta. Of course, by made me pasta I mean I made us pasta. I'll write a post about that later. Then AGB came and brought me Code Red Mtn Dew. Good friends indeed.