Story time with Dario.

"When I was in 8th grade, we had a tard named Chuck. One time, this kid said to him 'Hey Chuck, go beat up Coach!' (gym teacher's nickname). He goes, 'No! That's bad!' The kid goes, 'No, that's good!' So Chuck says, 'Okay!' and runs off to find Coach. We don't know what happened next. But the image of the tard running down the hall to find coach, his limbs flailing about wildly, intent on his coach-punching mission, remains one that warms my black little heart to this day.