Batman = queerman

Batman and Robin are totally gay for each other.

I have presented for you a list of the reasons that have led me to believe that they are homo gay with one another.

1) Batman is rich, attractive, intelligent, and yet he's single?
2) Robin was a trapese artist in the circus.
3) They live together in a huge mansion with one male butler.

I think that this is more than enough reasoning as to why they are queer with each other.