Best Thing I've Read Today

"The main culprits of engrish are probably the Chinese. They'll put anything on a T-shirt so long as it's in English, without bothering to see if it translates at all. When Japanese fuck up writing in English it's kind of like poetry. A bag of bread will say something like 'A delicious meadow of flavor. It feels nice like a warm breeze. Please be enjoying this bread.'"