Say What?

Two funny quotes I heard today:

"Fire was invented by firefighters in the 1800s as an excuse to drive big flashy cars with hoses on them."

"You have a girlfriend now, so you can't hit on my anymore."

Mystery Person

Mystery Person, the new title for my girlfriendishything, is an awesome person. I am floored by her. She's a genuinely awesome person who keeps me in line. I am a fan of her. It's been a long time since I have genuinely liked someone this much. It's nice to remember how enjoyable it is to kiss someone and get weak in the knees. We have taken up the practice of cuddling and napping together. And let me say it is awesome.

I like her.

Dario sucks.