Saturday, May 14, 2005

For every American that died...

"You have a feather duster?" - Sabrina
"Yeah. I asked my dad for a broom and I got that." - Jen

"What is that?" - Anju's dad
"A computer." - Me
"No who's talking?" - Anju's dad
"Oh... David Cross." - Me
"Did you just say a computer?" - Jen
"Yeah..." - Me
"Classic" - Jen

Friday, May 13, 2005

IT KEEPS GETTING DELETED!

"Josh, he's such a little white boy..."
"Oh because the boys you fuck are little black boys..."

Cleaning and packing... well not me, but they are.

"Do you keep your urinary tract infections or do you get rid of them"
"Well, I like to get rid of them."
"I keep them, because you know you're just going to get another one."

"Yeah, so will you guys wake me up at 8?" - Sabrina
"Sure" - Jen
"Why?" - Me
"Because my teacher said I should go to bed." - Sabrina
"Which one?" - Me
"Econ" - Sabrina
"OOH I love pecans!" - Me

Teehehe

"Why does he say awesome?" - Jen
"Did you read it?" - Me
"Yeah..." - Jen
"Because he says internet camp..." - Me
"Yeah...oh haha, dyslexia...." - Jen
"Well take the cum out of your eyes..." - Me
"No, I always get it in my mouth." - Jen

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Thursday night shenanigans

"Sara, you have music ADD. How do you ever expect to be a musician if you can't listen to a whole song?" - Jen
"Yeah... and you have an assface." -Sabrina

"Keep in touch... haha she thinks you won't be turning in your conference work..." Jen to Sabrina

"You're just upset because I called you as ass face earlier..." - Sabrina
"Hey, how's your work going?" - Casey

"I'm not going to your funeral." -Sabrina
"Good, because you're not invited." -Jen
"Like you have any control." - Sabrina
"Would you even go?" - Jen
"I'd go..." -Sara
"But you travel like it's your job." - Jen
"True true."

"He's a christian, they are always gay on the inside." - Sabrina

"Casey, wake up. It's time to go to school. This is your mommy." - Jen

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Julian's room

"I had a two way with Snoop and Dr. Dre." - Julian
"We call that normal sex where I come from." - Sara

"March. That was my birthday month." - Laura


"Hey Julian, want to get drunk tomorrow?"
"But, Julian... you hate drugs and alcohol..."
"Shut up, I just got high."

"I am going to listen to a song by my mother."
"You don't need to put her queefing on a mini disc."

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Student is fried in fraud

BY KATE MEYER, GREG B. SMITH and CORKY SIEMASZKO
DAILY NEWS WRITERS
Saturday, May 7th, 2005

A New York University student who should have majored in crime was nabbed yesterday for concocting a $43 million international bank fraud scheme, authorities said.
Hakan Yalincak sobbed in a New Haven court after a federal judge ordered him jailed until a hearing next Thursday.

"I have a graduation on Wednesday," the 21-year-old math major wailed.

Yalincak allegedly deposited fake certified checks totaling $25 million into a Greenwich, Conn., account and $18 million into a Swiss bank account.

He then allegedly tried to cash in by transferring $2.5 million from the Swiss account to the bank account in Greenwich and withdrawing $1.7 million.

But bank executives - who had caught on to his scheme - froze the account and told authorities.

Yalincak, a Turkish citizen, faces up to 30 years in prison and a $1 million fine if convicted of the bank fraud charges. The suspect's parents - and NYU - may soon be crying, too.

In a separate civil case, Omer Bulent Yalincak and his wife, Ayferafet, are being sued by two investors who claim the couple and their son conned them into putting $2.9 million into a nonexistent hedge fund.

Some of the dough was part of a huge donation to NYU that the university hailed as a "remarkable $21 million gift from the Yalincak family," the suit states.

An NYU spokesman said the university has received $1.25 million of the gift and would return any ill-gotten gains.

The Yalincaks declined to comment at their expansive home in the tony Westchester town of Pound Ridge, where a Mercedes sat in their four-car garage. Federal agents searched the property yesterday.

"He's a smart kid," said Hakan Yalincak's lawyer, Robert Chan. "He has some gift in investing and people had confidence in him."

The stunning arrest comes seven months after NYU sent out a press release announcing the Yalincaks' donation to pay for an Ottoman studies professorship and a new home for the general studies program. NYU even pledged to name the general studies center after the family.

The alleged crook enrolled at NYU through its two-year general studies program before getting accepted into its more prestigious four-year bachelor's degree program.

"It's very shocking," said NYU student Jia Liu, 21. "He should go to jail."

Former student Tracey Herman, 22, laughed and said: "Obviously, they're teaching them something at NYU."

Investors Joseph Healey and Arthur Cohen have sued the Yalincaks and an alleged accomplice, charging they ripped them off by getting them to invest in a bogus fund.

Hakan Yalincak allegedly told the investors that after the fund rose to $5 million, his parents would kick in $20 million.

In February, the investors said, they were warned by a "law agency" to pull out the $2.9 million they'd invested. They tried, but got back only $1.1 million, they said.

The investors also claim the Yalincaks blew $68,000 on a Porsche and $57,000 at Tiffany's.

Investigators allegedly found that the $20 million check deposited by Yalincak's parents bounced.

I'm not sure if they are words to live by... but I like 'em

Potential is nothing. Performance is everything.

Find your comfort zone... and leave it.

Forget regret or life is yours to miss.