Wednesday, December 14, 2005

rainbows are gay.

I have nothing against homosexuality, I'm sure all of my readers know this. However, I do have issues with people who flaunt their bedroom practices around town. I don't dig the whole rainbow thing at all.

But, to be fair I don't dig any form of ideological ostentation. Large crosses, rainbows, et al. I'm glad you're "XYZ" but don't shove it in my face.

I don't know why gay people feel the need to act so weird, and of course, this isn't all gay people. But there are a large number of gay people who have this urge to wear clothes that just draw attention to themselves in a negative manner.

I was browsing on myspace and they had this whole "i support" gay marriage profile. The profile consisted of dozens of gay banners that were beyond tacky. And it didn't make me want to support gay marriage. It made me want to stab them. I think the average citizen could care less about gay marriage, just like any other issue they want to be left the fuck alone.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Life is a beginning, and death a destination.

Rabbi Simon ben Elazar said: Do not placate your friend during the time of his anger; do not attempt to console her while her dead lies before her; do not question one at the time he has made a vow; do not strive to see someone in the hour of his disgrace.

I'll tell you something interesting

"But last year Scott Lee Jr., Wal-Mart's chief executive, was paid $17.5 million. That is, every two weeks Mr. Lee was paid about as much as his average employee will earn in a lifetime."

Sunday, December 11, 2005

My birthday!

1986.2946918

This Actually Happened!

SourisYeux: what animal noise sounds most like a retard getting dropkicked in slow mo
serips: jen?
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SourisYeux: I have a riddle: what animal noise sounds most like a retard getting dropkicked in slow mo
wittykitty4u (aka Jen): sara rips?

A great online conversation!

wittykitty4u: bratwurst?
serips: ketchup?
wittykitty4u: corn chowder
serips: penis
wittykitty4u: silicone
serips: pam anderson
wittykitty4u: transylvania
serips: frank-n-furter
wittykitty4u: mary juana
serips: ganja
wittykitty4u: sopping
serips: vagina
wittykitty4u: lesbian!
serips: angelina jolie
wittykitty4u: cranberries
serips: vodka
wittykitty4u: super troopers
serips: dukes of hazzard
wittykitty4u: ipod
serips: nigger
wittykitty4u: G spot
serips: ghandhi
wittykitty4u: sally
serips: south park
wittykitty4u: casper the friendly ghost
serips: devon sawa
wittykitty4u: caviar
serips: tuna
wittykitty4u: fountain pens.
wittykitty4u: lots of them
serips: lead poisoning
wittykitty4u: rubber cement
serips: high
wittykitty4u: prose poetry
serips: poe
wittykitty4u: diet coke
serips: ernesto
wittykitty4u: chitty chitty bang bang
serips: dyke
wittykitty4u: paper towels
serips: anal seepage
wittykitty4u: tofutti break!
serips: nature's president
wittykitty4u: coupon: the movie: the ride
serips: globochem
wittykitty4u: track marks
serips: track jacket
wittykitty4u: tree hugger
serips: the rev. al sharpton
wittykitty4u: nosebleeds
serips: gwar
wittykitty4u: a (literal) buttload.
serips: asstard
wittykitty4u: snowboard monopoly
serips: spider solitaire
wittykitty4u: candles
serips: cornbread
wittykitty4u: apple bong?
serips: robert!
wittykitty4u: child molestation
serips: rape time!
wittykitty4u: the GAP
serips: the pub

Globochem

Why is Al Sharpton referred to as The Reverend Al Sharpton. Did he have to go to school for another fewer years to get "the" tacked on?

Roast of Pamela Anderson

Want a good reason to not do heavy drugs? Courtney Love. I could see how she used to be attractive, but all I see if a life destroyed by heroin. And, it's sad, not because Hole was a good band, because that's not the case, but God damn. Look at her and Kurt Cobain. Drugs absolutely destroyed their lives. It's probably one of the best examples in the music world. But, I was watching her on Comedy Central, and I just felt sorry for her. Because she really looks like she needs a good hug. It makes me wonder what will become of her.