hehe

random friend: what's this shit I hear about a Tornado
ripsy: האהא.
ripsy: oops sorry
ripsy: uhm
ripsy: it's tornado city apparently
ripsy: they made us go to the basement of the library and everyone's gone back up, but i've just been sitting here doing homework.
ripsy: :-(
random friend: ah
random friend: fuck that I'd be outside drinkin a beer
random friend: wants me it can come get me
ripsy: haha.
random friend: you stay safe Rips
random friend: you realize where you are right now, surrounded by knowledge
random friend: if everyone else was to die
random friend: you'd be like the smartest person in the area
ripsy: or the deadest.
random friend: nah you're in a Library
random friend: the books would create a Tornado proof barrier
random friend: don't you know this?
random friend: Tornados are the only facet of nature that are illiterate
ripsy: i didn't tell me more
random friend: they almost always avoid libraries due to the fact that they can't comprehend so much text flying through them at such a great speed
random friend: that's why they hit trailer parks all the time
ripsy: nice
random friend: because a lot of inbred retards live there
random friend: and they don't have to process information as they destroy
random friend: they just think of beer and tits

Oops.

Mariah instant messaged me last night while I was at the library with Kim and Elise. It wasn't intentional she meant to IM someone else, but I guess she accidentally hit my name as I was signing online. I froze for a second and had to ask Kim and Elise what they recommended. We all came to the consensus that it was better if I just closed the IM and went back to my homework. It's nice to know I'm still on her buddy list though.

a conversation between my sister and me.

"So, tell me about this boy..."
"What do you want to know?"
"Well is he white or black?"
"White"
"How tall is he?"
"I don't know, taller than me."
"How old is he?"
"He's 17."
"So, is he a junior?"
"Yeah."
"What grade are you in?"
"SARA! I'm a junior."
"Riiiight."
"Way to be my sister. Don't talk to me."

What a weekend.

Jackie: Mom, what were some extracurricular activities I did in high school?
Her mom: You smoked dope...