Right meow.

"Life is about change. Sometimes it's painful and sometimes it's beautiful. Usually it's a little bit of both."

Coupon the Movie, the Ride

Segway the movie, the ride

Last night in Omaha

"If it was 15 inch I would have to jump on it"- DW
"You'd have to, there's no other way to handle it" -Ripsy
"Yeah, you have to take a running start." -JO

"Here's to not remember my blackboard password" -KM

"Not a lip ring, a lip spike!" -BV

"...it's so like whoa" - JO

"I worked out with Murtaugh, you had to work out or he ate you" -Ripsy

"Put it in your throat hole goddamnit" -Ripsy

"Jeff needs to be burped" -BV
"He's not two months old, he doesn't need to be burped" -SR
"I do." -BV
"You're two months old!" -SR
"One time I waited around to be burped" - BV

'You're a girl you're inferior because you don't have a penis" -BV
"Shut up!" - KM

"Girls don't have orgasms" - BV

"I like watching it in porno because it's funny to see the spunk hitting the face" - JO

Fuck yeah!

What Pattern Are You?

Dario is the best.

Dario: Tell me about some tang you've gotten recently.
Ripsy: none
Dario: You know why?
Ripsy: yes.
Dario: 'Cause the quality of tang has lowered severely this year
Dario: because of the tang self-destruction that's popular in society these days
Ripsy: ?
Dario: All of a sudden it's popular to be "moral"
Dario: Like Mandy Moore or Hilary Duff
Dario: BAH!!!
Ripsy: haha
Dario: Those girls were meant to be hoochies who sniff glue to get high and give out handjobs like candy on Halloween!
Dario: Oh, but the record companies repackage them as good little Christian girls
Dario: You know what's funny about good little Christian girls?!
Dario: They're all dumb as SHIT
Dario: Something like 30% of them have taken anal, before any kind of vaginal sex
Dario: Why?
Ripsy: what?
Dario: Because it makes them still virgins
Dario: YEAH
Dario: Just like their parents, they're always trying to find loopholes
Dario: :-D
Dario: Hold on, let me get an actual statistic...
Ripsy: lol ok
Dario: Damn it
Dario: ... This may take a while
Ripsy: ok
Dario: You can't type "virgins teenage girls anal" into Google and find news reports...
Ripsy: haha
Dario: Fuck, I can't find it
Dario: But trust me, it's a real problem
Dario: Stupid Christian girls taking the Bible literally
Ripsy: haha.
Dario: Like stupid Christian boys, but taking it in the ass...
Ripsy: haha
Ripsy: http//www.themarriagebed.com/pages/bible/app/singles/how-far-b4-marriage.shtml
Dario: I want to kill them all

Kitty!