I Ain't No Holla Back Girl...

Is it just me or is Gwen Stefani black now? Maybe, I'm confused. I was sitting here reading the news and I hear a really cool beat and it reminded me of something Missy Elliot would use. Then I hear the voice... it's new, it's fresh... it's Gwen? The song reeks of Missy Elliot's intonation and influence, but I see a girl who used to be the sex goddess of the alternative world who is now a gangster? Something stinks of RIAA corruption. Y'see, dear readers the RIAA has already tried to steal our ability to trade music with one another. Some people argue that the RIAA is correct is suing 12 year old kids for millions of dollars, but lets not bullshit. No one cares when I share clothes with my friends. No one cares when I share magazines. No one cares when I share books. So, this makes me think that the music industry has either unleased a pandora's box... or they are completely out of line. I'm going to go with the latter. The RIAA is suing children. Children. Here are a few things you may or may not know about children. One, children are poor. Two, children are idiots. So lets look at point one more in depth. Children have no money. Their greatest sources of income are lemonade stands, jobs at burger king, and allowance. How can someone who can't afford to pay taxes pay for a 50,000 dollar lawsuit? That's right, they can't. Point two, children are idiots. Has downloading slowed down at all, no it's doubled! So, the threat of being sued by L.A. is not a threat. So, all I'm saying is... fucking the RIAA, and why is Gwen black?

Never Been Kissed?

I've kissed someone....


[x] on the cheek.
[x] on the lips.
[x] on their hands or fingers.
[x] in my room.
[x] in their room.
[x] of the opposite sex.
[x] of the same sex.
[x] a little younger than me.
[x] a little older than me.
[x] with brown hair.
[x] with curly hair.
[x] with blonde hair and blue eyes.
[x] with red hair.
[x] with straight hair.
[x] shorter than me.
[] with a lip ring.
[] with a tounge ring.
[x] who was drunk.
[x] while you were drunk
[x] taller than me
[x] who was high.
[x] in the morning.
[x] right after waking up.
[x] just before bed.
[x] late at night.
[x] who I really didn't want to kiss.
[x] who was going out with someone else.
[x] on a bed.
[x] two people at the same time
[x] right after you've kissed somebody else
[ ] in a graveyard.
[x] at school.
[x] against a wall.
[x] at a show.
[x] at the beach.
[x] in a pool.
[x] who was/is a good friend.
[x] in the rain
[] with an std.
[x] in a car/taxi/bus.
[x] on a plane.
[x]in the movies.
[x] in a bathroom.
[x] in the dark
[] on a roof top
[] under water
[x] while you/they were driving
[x] who was a complete stranger
[] at the old folks home
[x] at the park
[x] in a shower
[x] while people were watching

"Good thing we have geography class..."

"Ok, name two countries in Europe... Eastern Europe." -Me
"Russia.... and uhm... oh I know this one... Denmark!" - Anne
"Haha, seriously... oh... haha... NO!" - Me
"Ok, let me try again... uhm... Madagascar?" -Anne
"Wow..." - Andrew
"What about Poland, The Czech Republic, or Yugoslavia" -Me
"Oh yeah." - Anne
"Ok, Czechoslovakia is now two different countries, what are they?" -Me
"The Czech Republic... and Yugoslavia." -Anne
"You're just saying that because they sound alike." - Andrew
"No... yes." - Anne

Not Guilty By Reason of Celebrity

It's a sad sad sad day in Omaha. I was sitting at work, fucking around as usual when I heard the bad news... MJ was not guilty. If I were the judge I would have convicted him on the counts of being a creepy fuck. I know that someone could argue that you can not arrest someone on the offense of being a creepy fuck, but look at him. However, Mr. Jackson is about to pull an MC Hammer. MC Hammer, as you may or may not know, blew away all of his money and now he is po'. Jacko spends $20-$30 million more than he makes a year... that's quite a debt he's building. My bet? He'll have to sell his rights to his music catalog. Fuck MJ though.

1964

"It is never too late to do what is right. Justice delayed should not be justice denied." - Lawrence Guyot

Big Spunky Blue?

Learn a thing or two with Big Spunky Blue! Baby will learn how to give hugs for life and how great a big friend can be with Big Spunky Blue! Larger than life and always ready to jump in the fun Big Spunky Blue is the perfect stuffed animal for both playing and cuddling. A perfect baby gift this stuffed dog has soft comforting textures from nose to tail and is completely machine washable. Big Spunky Blue’s sweet blue color and spunky big white spots will delight mom and baby!



Yeah, I was not thinking of a dog either...

Now with comments!

Love we think about it . Dream about it. Sing about it. Lose sleep about it. When we don't have it , we search for it. When we do have it, we're afraid of losing it. When we discover it, we don't know what to do with it. It's the short word that's easy to spell, difficult to define and impossible to live without.

"Hey Nate, check out the centerfold." - Jeff
"What page is it on?" - Nate
"...the center." - Me