Why not?

10 Years Ago:
1. I was in fourth grade with Mrs. Marvin as my teacher.
2. I was still best friends with Margaret.
3. I dressed as a Mighty Duck for Halloween.
4. I was bit by a hamster.
5. I made a map of the United States that I still have.

5 Years Ago:
1. I was a freshman in high school.
2. I kissed a girl for the first time.
3. I met some of my best friends in a weekend. 4. I drank for the first time.
5. I created a bond of awesomeness with Molly and Sarah.

1 Year Ago:
1. I was president of my class at Sarah Lawrence.
2. I was in love.
3. I have an amazing girlfriend.
4. I had a wild year.
5. I had crazy adventures in New York.

Yesterday:
1. Had the most amazing day.
2. I agreed to go on a date with a girl.
3. Asked a different girl out.
4. Cleaned my room.
5. I saw an amazing speaker.

5 Snacks I Like:
1. Red Bull
2. Ramen
3. Popcorn
4. Diet Dr. Pepper
5. Cheese.

5 Songs I Know All The Words To:
1. Rilo Kiley - Glendora
2. Eminem - Bully
3. Reel Big Fish- S.R.
4. John Mayer - Love Soon
5. Jonny Lang - The One I Got

If I Had A Million Dollars:
1. I would give money to Omaha Public Schools
2. I would invest it in the stock market.
3. I would buy myself a Bentley
4. I would take my family shopping.
5. Put it in the bank.

5 Things I Would Never Wear:
1. Swastika
2. Another sorority's letters
3. Rainbow
4. The word fuck on a shirt.
5. A Barney shirt

Favorite TV Shows:
1. Wonder Showzen
2. Desperate Housewives
3. Drawn Together
4. Real World
5. South Park

5 Biggest Joys:
1. My family.
2. My sister.
3. My amazing friends.
4. My sorority
5. First kisses.

5 Fictional People I Want To Date:
1. Huckleberry Finn (The Adventures of Tom Sawyer)
2. Lizzie (Pride and Prejudice)
3. Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
4. Athena (greek mythology)
5. The Artful Dodger (Oliver Twist)

Israeli Graffitti

"Epho atah David HaMelech; Shayodah la'asot nekama begoyim." -- "Where are you King David to bring vengance upon the goyim?" Written in a tone implying, "so where are you already you fucker?" This was taken on a brick wall filling the door of a building that had allegedly been blown up. Goyim means "nations" literally, but "non-Jews" is the common usage.


"Brothers" (big letters). It's an acronym in Hebrew for (small letters) "Free Love will bring the Messiah".


Without Arabs Without Terror.

Nice Facebook Quote

Whatever the letter, Greeks do it better.

Oh, Dario. This is for you homey! :-D

If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Verse One]
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if i don't play they show
They don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to ritches nigga i ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Verse Two]
The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So i...pull over to the side of the road
And i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?"
Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low
Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know
Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four"
"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or somethin?"
Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Chorus X2]

[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin
He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
And there i go traped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them
D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause i'm African
All because ths fool was horrasin them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun
I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one
Hit me

And sometimes when you're on, you're really fucking on...

I posted this song last April. I often listen to songs and they'll exclusively remind me of one person. But, now this song actually reminds me of a few people. However, I've always liked this song. And I often use it to think about myself. I have been a fan of Rilo Kiley for a while. I love Jenny Lewis' voice. It's amazing and some of their songs actually make me weep. I also like Fergie's voice from the Black Eyed Peas, but after that song "My Humps" I am a little disappointed in her. It seems like a waste of talent to me.




Sometimes in the morning I am petrified and can’t move
Awake but cannot open my eyes
And the weight is crushing down on my lungs
I know I can’t breathe
And I hope someone will help me this time
And your mother’s still calling you insane
And I swear that it’s different this time
And you tell her you give in to the demons that possess her and that god never
blessed her insides
Then you hang up the phone and feel badly for upsetting things
Crawl back into bed to dream of a time when your heart was open wide
And you loved things just because
Like the sick and the dying
And sometimes when you’re on
You’re really fucking on
And your friends they sing along
And they love you
But the lows are so extreme
That the good seems fucking cheap
And it teases you for weeks in its absence
But you’ll fight and you’ll make it through
You’ll fake it if you have to
And you’ll show up for work with a smile
And you’ll be better
And you’ll be smarter
And more grown up and a better daughter or son
And a real good friend
And you’ll be awake
You’ll be alert
You’ll be positive though it hurts
And you’ll laugh and embrace all your friends
And you’ll be a real good listener
You’ll be honest
You’ll be brave
You’ll be handsome and you’ll be beautiful
You’ll be happy

Your ship may be coming in
You’re weak but not giving in
To the cries and the wails of the valley below
And your ship may be coming in
You’re weak but not giving in
And you’ll fight it
You’ll go out fighting all of them….
-Rilo Kiley

A great night

Amanda: Is it a lesbian sorority.
Me: Amanda, they don't have those.
Amanda: Sure they do, ask Kelli.
Me: How would that even work? Trust me they don't exist.
Amanda: Fine.

Crushes on sorority sisters can only lead to no good. Although it's nice to think that there are leebshins in the house. But, anything beyond playful hooking up can only lead to disaster.

Megan though has rapidly become my new IU best friend in the matter of hours. How can you dislike someone who feels the same way about my roommate, loves B.B. King, and bought you a post card from the Dominican Republic? Exactly, you can't. Now, I would love to date her... alas she's straight. She's honestly an amazing person. She's smart, funny, and gets it. I have a dinner date with her tonight. Oh gosh. It shall be fun!

And remember folks:

"Now this is one of the great lesbian spices. It's called cumin."

You've got to admit it's getting better...

Good things that have happened:

1) I am going to sleep tonight!
2) I discovered that the convience store sells gardeto rye chips!
3) Commander in Chief is a great show.
4) I made a new friend who I absolutely love!
5) I finally watched the Mr. Show movie.
6) I learned that B.B. King is coming to IU.

Good things that are going to happen soon:

1) Initiation into the sorority.
2) Arrested Develop Season 1 will soon be mine.
3) I am going to Chicago in two weekends!
4) I am going to Houston after that.

Goodness rocks.

POWER RANGERS!

Wha ha ha ha! No one can stop me and my precious hurricane!"






"Mr. President. I'm afraid that Rita is more powerful than we thought."








"o rly? How so?"








"It appears she has powered herself up to a catagory five and is proceeding to take over the lower region of the united states."








"Ha ha ha ha! Soon the Unites States shall belong to me!"










"..."








"Mr President?..."








"Send in the Power Rangers"








*Power Rangers Theme*









"Good luck, Rangers"








"What?! The Power Rangers?!"








Red Ranger: "Alright guys! Let's stop this witch!"




Rest: "Right!"















"You won't beat me and my hurricane!"








"Hurricane?"














"WTF?"







"Use your Dragonzord!!"







"I likes Dragonzord."







"ROOOOOOAAARRRRZZZ!!!!11one!1"







"Oh noes!"







"Mr. President I believe we are winning!"












"I can't watch!!!"







"Ha Ha, Dragonzord is no match for my Category 5 Hurricane!"








"I believe in you, Power Rangers."














"R-ROARZ! Dragonzord can't take anymore!"








"Shall we evacuate the Gulf Coast Mr. President?"







"No. No. Wait until the Power Rangers unleash their weapons of mass destruction."







"But sir, wouldn't that still cost us thousands of lives?"








"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?"







"Ready to give up the United states to me?!?"







"..."







"Well, are you?"







"..."








"...???"







"..."






"...???!!!"







"..."






"...?!?!?!!!"








Cheney: "No."







"NO!!!"







"Only I can sentence the citizens of Texas to death."








"Send all available troops to the Gulf Coast immediately to assist the Power Rangers."








"Sir, everyone's fighting Iraq right now."








"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?"







Red Ranger: "Crap, we're all doomed"









"Sergent, lik, what's the status?"








Sergent: "Seems like the hurricane is approaching. The Power Rangers deployed their Megazord by the coast, sir."








"Oh Snapz! Megaz0rz Go!!!"















"Sir, is the Megazord enuff?"










"You underes...under-est...und...undesti...condemn teh Power Ranj0rz? You sir are stripped of your rank!"
















Red Ranger: "Alright guys. Let's tame this hurricane!"








"Not so fast, Rangers! Goldar! Go and protect my hurricane!"









"I like gooooooooooooold."


















*Who0o0o0o0o0o0o0osh*









"May god save America...!"








Bush: "g2g brb"









All: "The president is LEAVING?"










"George Bush doesn't care about Black Rangers!"






"Hekllo, where da hell did he go?"







Later that day...




ZORDON: "RANGERS!, Some idiot has brokin in the lab, and I don't What is going on now!!"..


"wtf!?"


Then..





Hey guys!



All in Megazord: "Who the heck?!"
Tommy!??


Tommy:Wtf?,I'm right here!!




"...?!?!?!!!"


"Sup dudes..its me!"




"Wtf is going on here?."





Bush:"Ultra White House MegaZord Transform!"




"wtf?!"

"Wtf?!"

"WTF?!"

"WTF?!"

"WTF?!"

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"Rawwr!"



TO BE CONTINUED!

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