11 HOURS

It took me a straight sitting of eleven hours, but I have finished Harry Potter and the Half Blooded Prince! Wow. I am exhausted, so I think I'll take a shower and hang with AGB.

And the half blooded prince is...

No, I don't know I have barely started to read the book. However, I like this girl. She's smart, funny, cute, and she likes me. The only problem is that she has a boyfriend. I am good friends with her boyfriend and I don't want to fuck anything up for him. But, it's so tempting and I feel disgusted with myself for thinking that. I don't even know how stable their relationship really is, which makes it even harder for me. I suppose that a summer fling isn't worth destroying a damn good friendship. Wow, I never thought that I would be in a situation like this twice. I am a glutton for punishment.

Ow.

L12, SC, & Granny do I have a story that completely tops our Ernesto night. Here's one of the more memorable parts... I was chilling with my friend Ashley and she got up to leave, so I pulled her down towards me. Then her elbow hit the bone below my eye. I bled. But, not only that I didn't beat the shit out of her, and I didn't freak out. Maybe I have a good temper... ok, no I don't but I was good natured. And I only cried a little bit! WHO'S A BIG BOY NOW?

Warning: This Post is Snotty

So, the people who clean our house were here. And they were vacuuming in the room I in which I was relaxing. And, then she hit my mom's old guitar, and didn't apologize. Bitch. Then she hit my guitar. And let it drop. I gave her the death stare and lets just say she's dead now.

Sober Cuddle Orgies...

Last night ACD came over. We watched South Park and then went to get ice cream from Goodrich. After that we came home and watched Mind of Mencia, so enjoyable. We then proceeded to play online and whatnot. Then AGB came over, the poor girl was hysterical, so we comforted her with a cold carbonated carmel flavored beverage named Coca-Cola. Then we all watched Harold and Kumar got to White Castle while trying to find a comfortable position while cuddling. It was a blast. There was also molestation and tickling. DFest '05 will soon be on its way and if you want in just call and tell me. Don't know what DFest '05 is? Then call me. Peace.

Wikiquotes I enjoyed.

The first rule is to keep an untroubled spirit. The second is to look things in the face and know them for what they are. -Marcus Aurelius

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The more you love, the more you can love— and the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit on how many you can love. If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just. - Robert A. Heinlein

God never deserted our people. Right through the ages there were Jews. Through the ages they suffered, but it also made us strong. - Anne Frank

I can not do everything, but I can do something. I must not fail to do the something that I can do. - Helen Keller

Give me a place to stand, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

Be nice to people on your way up, because you're going to meet them all on your way down. - Jimmy Durante

Leave the beaten track behind occasionally and dive into the woods. Every time you do you will be certain to find something you have never seen before. - Alexander Graham Bell

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity. - Horace Mann

Red V. Blue Ep. 39

"Give me a boost." -R
"Ok... you are a good person and people say nice things about you." -B
"Not a moral boost you moron, a physical one. I need to see what's in that window." -R
"That window is very high. I don't think you are tall enough." B
"I know I need you to help me look through it." -R
"I do not think I am tall enough either...also my head is round and that window is square." -B
"Come here you... what do you see" - R
"I see a room" - B
"And? What's in the room?" -R
"There are some walls and some ceilings...wait... just one ceiling." -B

...but don't believe me... check it out for yourself.

Great Quote

"While you were listening to this testimony, another 10 Americans have died of diseases that could potentially be treated using stem cells in the future."
— A doctor says it's time to stop talking about embryonic stem-cell research.

3 DAYS

Harry Potter comes out in three days. Does anyone want to go get the books at midnight with me? :-)

Goddamnit

My parents have been arguing with each other for the last hour. I really need to be out of this house. I feel like I am the blame for all of their arguing. It's really unsettling. I don't know whether or not to break into tears.

By the way, I got into Indiana. I'll be going there next year... if my dad approves. :-(

Terrorists Can Fucking Suck My Dick and Die

So, my cousin Eve is living in London for the summer. Last week some douche bag terrorists decided to blow up all of these Underground trains, including my cousins stop. Thank God she was already at work. So, my whole family was kind of shaken for a day or two. On the first day we only watched the news. Then today my dad and I were driving to lunch and on the radio they announced there was a bombing in a suburb of Tel Aviv at a local mall. This jack ass injured like 30 teenagers and killed two. Thank God my sister was on the other side of the country, but I guess all of the kids were pretty rattled, and understandably so. I was thinking about it today at lunch. If anyone had killed my sister, I would join the army that day. I hate to think about all of this stupid terrorism shit. Can you imagine walking into the buckle and the next moment being seriously injured? It's sickening. Terrorists are scum. That's all. They are scum. To kill innocent children is so appalling. The Qu'ran talks about peace and love, and these people preach violence. What kind of way is that to live? We should never reward these terrorist fucks. They cut off the heads of Americans and torture journalists from all over the world and people here bitch and bitch about Guantanamo Bay. Boofuckity hoo. You want to fight us, well you have a fight. We need to stop being bleeding hearts and wake up and pay attention. While our personal safety is not at risk, that of our allies is. I think the best thing any American can do is serve their country. That doesn't just mean military service. It means teaching in schools, cleaning up neighborhoods, being in the Americorps. Basically, improving the lives of every American. I refuse to spend my life sitting around bitching about making a change. I'm going to make a change. America is the greatest fucking country on the Earth. Because, in America you can be born into poverty and become rich. In America the phrase "where there's a will there's a way" actually means something. In America your life is not predetermined by your class. In America you can voice assent for the president or dissent and not fear for your life. In America you can protest war or support it. Do not take your freedom for granted. Freedom is not free. Our generation has not had the same hardships as the ones before us. We are wealthier, better educated, and healthier than those before us. It is our responsibility to make sure that people all around the world are allowed life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness. These stupid jihadi fucks try and boss everyone in their countries around. They try and tell people exactly how to live their lives or death. That is not what religion is about and it is sickening. The same applies to fundamentalists of any nature or religion.


I leave you with a completely irrelevant quote by our 26th president, Theodore Roosevelt:

There is not one among us in whom a devil does not dwell; at sometime, on some point, that devil masters each of us; he who has never failed has never been tempted; but the man who does in the end conquer, who does painfully retrace the steps of his slipping, why he shows that he has been tried in the fire and not found wanting. It is not having been in the Dark House, but having left it, that counts.

A Recipe Sent To My Father

1 calf's foot (cut in quarters)
8 cloves of garlic (coaresly chopped)
1 bay leaf
1 onion (coarsely chopped)
2 hard-boiled eggs (sliced)
Salt and pepper to taste (watch the sodium)

Wash the calf's foot thoroughly, then soak in cold water for one hour and drain. Place the calf's foot in a saucepan, cover with water, and simmer for two hours. Add the onion, garlic, and bay leaf, and simmer for one additional hour. Remove the meat from the bones, and arrange in a flat pan with the hard boiled eggs. Pour the liquid into the pan, and refrigerate until a hard gel forms. Cut into squares and serve.


Ok folks, I kid you not. This really was sent to my father. Why would anyone in their right mind eat gelatinous egg meat? Yeah, I'm going to go vomit now.

Today

I made myself vomit for the first time in years. I need to get a grip. This is a pathetic post, but I just wanted to write before the day was over. I'll update in a bit.

My life just changed...

"i just peed a little, sara, if you weren't a lesbian, i'd snatch you up immediately just to enjoy your personality and harsh insults."